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mishasminions:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

kalelle:

allthempreg:

#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE

To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.

HNNG.

I’m a little turned on by that high kick, not gonna lie.

a LITTLE turned on?

try A LOT turned on

NOT EVEN A BLACKOUT COULD TURN ME OFF

When teachers are in the way and you’re trying to copy something on the board.

wowfunniestposts:

 funniest blog ever
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

#aka Dean Winchester’s Guide to Sammy’s Monthly Moods

#aka Dean Winchester’s Guide to Sammy’s Monthly Moods

marylightlyandben:

The stories she’d tell
About broken hearts and love and raising hell